Tis the season to be giving, so don’t you want to know what you should give to me? I accept presents for any and all holidays. I do not discriminate. In fact, I myself celebrate multiple holidays, so this is definitely okay. And now… On to the gift guide!
Inexpensive Items (not many)
A new bathrobe would be very nice. This one, specifically:
Dinner and a movie date to see Black Swan. I don’t really care where the dinner part of the date is. Shit, I’d be happy with frozen yogurt and Black Swan.
Getting Up There (Price-wise)
A new rug for my bedroom. This Union Jack rug would be totes perf.
This turbet (aka: turban beret) is exactly what I need to keep warm this winter, and still dress like a man repeller.
The iPhone 4… The problem here is that I want the white one, which doesn’t exist yet.
Let’s throw in an iPad, while we’re at it. Maybe some Apple stock too! Why not?!
I want an x3, bitch. I definitely don’t need a car, nor do I have anywhere to put one, but whenever I see some lucky duck drive by in a BMW x3 (black exterior, beige or chestnut interior), I blow a load. The one below is pretty boring looking, but it’s just an example. Obviously I would prefer it tricked out with bigger wheels (21’s?), tinted windows, and pretty leather and wood trim on the inside.
I don’t remember where I found this picture. But you can go here to make a purchase.
And there you have it: MY Holiday 2011 Gift Guide. Something for no one, and everything for me.