I’m back, bitches.

Sorry about the hiatus my little poopers. My life got pretty weird for a while, but no one cares about that. What you DO care about is what I’ve been doing with my gold bars lately (theoretically, of course). Well let me show you…

I don’t even play tennis, but now I kind of want to.

You cannot tell me that these booties aren’t badass.

Not that I could actually buy Tati Cotliar; she’s in the business of modeling, not prostitution.

I have Rachel Zoe to thank for this little ditty.

The little heart with eyes has a weird way of making me want to spend $400.

Perfect for all those fancy parties I attend where I need a modern ball gown.

Till we meet again…

…it won’t be long – I promise!

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One response to “I’m back, bitches.

  1. i’m your little pooper?! presh

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