Some Guidelines

When putting on your gold lame fanny pack in the morning, if you have to decide whether to put it over or under your FUPA, you should probably take your outfit in a different direction…

Do NOT attempt to mix your plaids unless you are absolutely certain that you know what you’re doing…

Oversized sunglasses and oversized sun visors make very different statements…

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5 responses to “Some Guidelines

  1. you’re for sure going to hell now. i’ll see you there.

  2. oh wait, jews don’t believe in hell… have fun suckahhhhh!

  3. Below! So not a rhetorical question

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