On why I am not a model.

This post was inspired by the recent images of Louis Vuitton’s Pre-Fall 2010 collection…

When I wear thigh highs, it looks like my legs are bursting out of sausage casings.

I have pants like this. The last time I wore, them my foot got caught in the cuff and I fell down some stairs and couldn’t wear heels for six months.

This model looks like a couture-wearing gazelle. If I wore the same outfit, I’d look like a wild boar.

Otherwise, I can’t think of any obstacles between me and the runway!

Thanks Style.com, for the inspiring images of Louis Vuitton’s Pre-Fall 2010 runway!

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5 responses to “On why I am not a model.

  1. omg hilar. might be top 5 post for me.

    • hahaha I had some other good ones too, but I didn’t want to come across as having “body image issues”. I will tell you later though because you will just think they’re funny!

  2. Mmmmm, sausage.

  3. dyyyying. can I please also receive those that were not blog appropriate? thanks.

  4. i just received a pair of thigh highs as a gift, and was super excited. then, THEN, i put them on, and i feel exactly the same way about them as you do.

    ps. your blog is amazing! pps. SO happy you got the 50/50 boots — ash and i saw them this weekend while we were out and about and they’re gorgeous. post pics of you wearing them soon!

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