My mom would hate them. My sister would hate them. My dad, my aunt, and your third cousin would all hate them. My BFF Connie might like them, but she’d never wear them. Me? Love ’em. They would add 4.5 inches to my height, people! I wouldn’t have to carry around a step ladder to kiss my boyfriend! I would be able to reach the top filing cabinet! And they’re a sturdy platform so I wouldn’t fall down (more than once a day) walking in them!
I’m envisioning them in winter with black tights and a somewhat girly, possibly frilly, definitely long-sleeved, black dress. It would be a monochromatic contrast of bold and sweet; heavy and soft. You would love it. Wait, no… you probably wouldn’t. But just in case, here you go.