The last thing I need…

…is more nail polish. One of my new year’s resolutions is to spend less money and nail polish seems like a good thing to cut out, especially since I’m partial to the $25 variety. Not to mention, I already have plenty of colors to choose from (plus my roommate’s even more plentiful selection) and half the time, I end up getting my nails done at a salon anyway. Should be a no brainer…

But I LOVE nail polish. I love it glittery, crackly, velvety, shiny, shimmery, matte, iridescent, scented, and any other way the nail fairies dream up. I love all nail polishes across the color spectrum equally: it does not scare me one bit to paint my nails putrid green, neon orange, or matte black. In addition to all of that, I’m also a sucker for witty nail polish names. That’s right; I get a perverse amount of joy from turning the little bottle upside down and hopefully being rewarded with a giggle. Basically what I’m getting at is… OPI has a new collection of nail polish inspired by Texas, and some of the names are real doozies! My favorites are: Do You Think I’m Tex-y?, Houston We Have A Purple, and Guy Meets Gal-veston. The Texas collection is for Spring/Summer 2011 and won’t be out until February, so WATCH FOR IT.

But that’s not it Poopers! OPI also has an insane new nail polish that gives your manicure a crackle finish. I once put a crackle finish on a dresser and I really loved the outcome, so I’m super eager to try it out on my fingers! Did I mention that Katie Perry is the collaborator for this ingenious new nail art? As if you needed any more incentive to try it!

Last but not least in exciting new nail trends, we have Salon Effects, brought to you by Sally Hansen. Salon  Effects is a tacky indulgence: a line of  nail stickers, essentially, but like super long-lasting nail stickers with fun designs* and zero drying time. I tried them out last week. Guess who’s a sucker for Salon Effects?! I went with the denim nails (which actually aren’t shown in the pic below) and next time I’m thinking butterflies. Or the fishnet stocking. Decisions, decisions. Life is hard.

*There are solid colors if you’re boring or have a real job.

Go YSL!

I am really digging the white + shades of purple combo on this sandal. (WOW – I can’t believe we are talking about SANDALS when I can hardly feel my thumbs as I type. Rawr.) This badass platform flirts on the border of whimsy and tacky, which is my favorite grey area. If it could talk, it would say “I don’t give a damn” and if I pooped gold bars, I’d buy this shoe right meow and wear it with socks, because I don’t give a damn either! ♥

YSL t-strap espadrille – $795

 

It’s official…

Blake Lively is the new face of Chanel. Officially.

Bitch.

Image via style.com

Cool shit I got from Santa – Part 1

Sup poopers. Happy New Year! How were your Christmases/Chanukahs/Kwanzaas/nothing if you’re Jehovah’s Witness? I hope you got everything on your list! I didn’t make a list (aside from this unrealistic one here) so my expectations were outwardly low. But inside – HOOOO BOY! WAS I CROSSING MY FINGERS! Luckily, my family, friends, and boyfriend Santa rocks and made all of my unannounced wishes come true.

Sex and the City!!! ALL OF THEM.

Pretty perfume :)

The  cutest clutch EVER.

To be continued…

What to Wear: NYC Blizzard Edition

Take your queues from Chanel and you’ll stay toasty warm during this heavy, bitch of a storm. Or, just move to California and hang out with me. I honestly don’t know which would be cheaper.

If I could poop it, I’d wear it.

Why not?

Besides the price and general ridiculousness, I won’t get these shades because I’d have to fight Kanye for them. My guess is he’s scrappy. Mykita – $525 at Bergdorf

For those schizophrenic days… Lanvin – $3,802 at Colette

I mean… come on, where COULDN’T you wear these? Balmain – $3,374 at Colette

La deeda! Just because! Christian Louboutin – $3,095

Brooches: something I always want a gaggle of, but never have. Tiffany & Co.

These items allllll put together double as a last minute Halloween costume: très fonctionnelle!


IneedtheseIneedtheseIneedthese

If I pooped gold bars I’d buy them myseeeeeeeelf, but I dooooon’t… so will yoooooou?

Marc by Marc Jacobs Mouse Slippers! $195

In case you’re freaking out because you already bought me the shoe version of this slipper – rest at ease because I see no problem in owning both. But seriously. I really need these.