…then I’d go on a shoe binge.

But (obviously) I don’t. So instead I’m going on a shoe-blogging binge.

Jason Wu

Jason Wu

Tuleste Market

Nine West (Fall ’11)

Rodarte for Opening Ceremony – $740

Rodarte for Opening Ceremony – $680

Marni – $500

Images via WWD, Net-A-Porter, and Opening Ceremony.

Maybs I’ll post about something other than shoes later in the week…

Goodnight turds! xx


McSTICA

I’ve had these images saved on my desktop for months and I don’t know why I haven’t written about them yet… DUMB. But the time has definitely come to address the latest in “More Cool Shit That I Can’t Afford” (McSTICA): Rebecca. Minkoff. Shoes.

Since they are already available online, I bet many of you are aware of the brands’ expansion, so bear with me while I subject you to old news.

Images via WWD, Refinery29, and Rebecca Minkoff.

Pre-Order HERE.

P.S. I think there will be more styles coming out than what you see now on the Rebecca Minkoff website, because some of the shoes I posted aren’t up yet!

Pretty (expensive)

This bag is just so damn gorgeous…

Gucci, $5,300

…aaand so damn expensive.

…then I’d wear an armful of Friedas.

OBSESSED: Frieda & NellieThe Frieda Bracelet (ANY and ALL of them).

Have you heard of Frieda & Nellie yet? I came across it quite some time ago and thought “oh neat” so I bookmarked it and then it just kind of swirled around on the edge of my consciousness (wtf?) until I saw the Frieda in person at Barney’s recently and was like “OH NEAT!” And now I want to wear like, five of them at all times. OBSESSED. Too bad they’re each at least 158 bones. I’m not saying they aren’t worth their weight in rhinestones, I’m just saying my long intestine isn’t a gold bar factory, and that’s kind of expensie.

Stacy Herzog and Sarah Reid, the two (really cute and fun looking) girls behind this line of jewelry also whip up two other styles of bracelets, Metal Mamas and Nellies, and necklaces that are called… necklaces. I’m not trying to be judgmental, but I think there’s room for some creative improvement there, ladies.

Check out my current faves, and if you see one you want to buy me – act fast! Each design is one of a kind, so once it’s gone, you’re shit out of luck (don’t I know the feeling…). FYI: I have a tiny wrist, so pay attention to the size of each bracelet!

Love for Lollia Denver, $158

Sparkle On, $250

This Must Be the Place, $250

You Really Got Me, $158

Sparkle, Sparkle Little Star, $200

OBSESSED? IN LOVE? BUMMED because you’re getting me one, but now you want one for yourself? Don’t get too down… Frieda’s are like grownup friendship bracelets (unless you were in Troop Beverly Hills), so as long as we’re friends we can both have one!

…then I’d buy the same shoe in multiple colors.

Opening Ceremony Platform Pumps in Black ($480) & Lace ($575)

Prada Platform Sandal in Black & Turquoise ($795)

Miu Miu Mid-Heel Peep-Toe Pump with Jewel Heel in Black & Gray ($595)

The Miu Miu’s also come in a cotton candy pink color that I really liked the best, but I couldn’t find them online. If you poop gold bars, go to your nearest Nordstrom store for the pink; that’s where I saw them!

Cheap shit, oh YEAH!

I almost didn’t believe my eyes when I read the two numbers after the dollar sign. That’s right, only TWO. As in, not greater than 100. WHOA. However, that still doesn’t mean I’m going to indulge myself; I am on a strict, no-shopping (for myself) diet. This is actually the most committed I’ve ever been to a diet. Ever. Don’t believe me? I can’t blame you… I wouldn’t believe myself either if I didn’t have access to my bank account. But I DO. So I SWEAR.

Adia Kibur – White Stone Tiered Neclace, $48

I do have one concern about this necklace: would it be long enough?? Clearly it is a rather large necklace, but to that point, if it’s not large enough it won’t look right. What do you guys think? Otherwise, I love that it’s opaque.

Ta for now, poopers! Don’t be too concerned by this budget number I threw at you – there are many, many big-ticket, high-class, real fancy posts to come this week. I’m so excited about soooo many things that I can’t even begin to afford!

OMG Saaamesies!

As Nicole Kidman so eloquently stated on the red carpet at the SAG awards, “I love bows” pretty much hits the nail on the head for me. I’m currently feeling extra special love for this bow. It would be the perfect bow for a swanky dinner date on Valentine’s Day, no?

Giorgio Armani, Resort 2011

So Two Seasons Ago

What I have:

What I want:

Tory Burch Nicholyn Bow-Toe Flat, $250

Heeeere kitty kitty kitty!

OH. mygod. Sephora + Hello Kitty = heaven in a makeup palette.

Maybe you know this about me, and maybe you don’t, but I love Hello Kitty. What started as a joke because I couldn’t understand why on earth all of Asia and half of the rest of the world would be obsessed with a CAT, has now turned into full-blown admiration.

I GET IT, Asia and half of the world. I am a believer now. That kitty grows on you. She does. P.S. this is me in Pisa. This photograph can be pinpointed as the moment my obsession turned from laughs to love.

Are you wondering why I’m telling you all of this? Well it’s because I’m really excited about the new line of Hello Kitty cosmetics at Sephora!!!!

Excited!

This collection has everything from makeup to nail polish to shower caps. And I want it all. Duh.

Liquid Nail Art, $10

Say Hello Palette in “Super Fun”, $35

Brush Set, $49

Hello Kitty Fragrance, $55

Shower Cap, $16

See how cute it all is??? If you don’t think so now, watch out – you will.

Happy Birthday, Nips!

Before we get started: Nips is my boyfriend. No, that is not his real name, but it is what I call him. In fact, I use his real name so infrequently that he probably wouldn’t even realize I was talking about him if I used it. Thus: Nips. Moving on…

In honor of his birthday, and in response to numerous requests to write about mens fashion and style, this post is dedicated to all my male poopers out there. Lady poopers, don’t think I’ve forgotten about you; you’ll find this post useful because instead of struggling to teach your man the art of dressing, you can just send him here. If you don’t have a man, don’t worry – I thought about you too: there’s plenty of eye candy in this post! If you’re a woman without a man and you’re into women… well, I can’t please everyone. Please check back tomorrow.

These images are from Pitti Uomo 2011 (aka: the latest men’s fashion week) and are either runway looks or street style shots. The point being: this is the most current and relevant look at how men should dress. Please, be inspired but don’t go out of your comfort zone. It will show.

Here we have a great example of how to work within the confines of the “business casual” dress code. Notice he is not wearing anything crazy (like drop-crotch pants or a snood), just the basics – although his basics are anything but generic.

From the Bottega Veneta runway

If your life calls for a suit, then pay attention to FIT and DETAILS. Observe:

I’m not saying you have to don a silk scarf, but again, success is in the details. Don’t be afraid to play with color and patterns, but if you don’t know how to do this tastefully, then stick to a monotone look (top image). It’s a much easier way to make a nice statement.

Below you will find great examples of casual looks, learn that it’s okay to pop your collar (as long as you aren’t a douche about it), and hopefully have the revelation that there is life outside of jeans, tshirts, and hoodies.

If you deconstruct this look, you’ll find that it’s not at all intimidating. He is really just wearing jeans and a button down shirt, then threw on a great coat and a man-approved scarf. Beanie optional. Don’t forget the details! Cuffed sleeve, popped collar, length of scarf, simple but sophisticated colors…

Great layering, classic color combo, popped collar

For you rugged manly-men: unpolished but still looking good. I think the key is in owning clothes that are easy to mix and match. A few great coats and light-weight jackets, numerous button down shirts (plaid, checked, solid, NOT floral, and if you can’t avoid it all together, don’t overdo it on short sleeve) and pants in every wash of denim and iteration of khaki. Pay attention to fit: don’t wear your clothes too baggy or large. You will look sloppy.

There is nothing more tops than a confident man in classic outerwear. You can throw a coat like this on over (almost) anything and look great.

Now, let’s travel downward and give some attention to footwear. Guys, you have more options than just sneakers and desert boots…

Not a huge stretch from desert boots, yet totally different: same general silhouette, but more structured and substantial. Don’t feel like your pants have to fall perfectly over the boot. Sometimes the best details come from imperfection. You can cuff your pants, as shown here (but not too perfectly!), or just let your pants scrunch or sit however they will.

See dudes? You have options! And it looks good. Dressing well does not mean you have to emulate Johnny Weir.

Another fantastic shoe style and something often overlooked: Socks. They are a small item that makes a big impact. Have fun with them. Be bold. But do NOT embarrass me by wearing any with cartoons or holiday themes.

The following are examples of the integration between fashion and technology, something I assume men can get excited about.

Don’t forget to note the details of his outfit! This is a very well dressed man who makes good decisions with his electronics.

fashion + function

This last one is just funny.

 

All images via The Sartorialist, Jak + Jill, and GQ